boys who can pull off facial hair are hot
i think you’re supposed to use a razor
I don’t know how all these teenagers sneak out at night I’m too lazy to even get out of bed
(Source: pinkandblueskiessss, via jikohozon)
When your parents call and say they’ll be home soon
Most perfect thing ever.
(via castielsfallenhuman)
procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due
(Source: circumcisions, via museaholicechelon)
My life is kind of like when you’re about to sneeze and then don’t
(via holdonjustalilbitlonger)